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The Fresh Prince Created…
The Cat Daddy:

The Shuffle:

The Single Ladies Dance:

The Stanky Leg:

The Cyclone:

The Dougie:

omg.
By far the greatest post to ever surface on Tumblr.
had to reblog this . LOL
Peep His Swag Though !
(via naturallywet)
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@djshorte1971: http://bit.ly/sOvPwI Said it before and I will say it again…marriage IS work and if u not up to the job, don’t do it…PLEASE DONT DO IT!! Shared via TweetCaster
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2012 AND ALREADY i GOT A HATER…
New Year and already some DICK from tha past got my name in they mouth: @iamdashsr AKA SCOTT ADAM HARRIS, eat what U R Bitch….2 hours into the new year and U starting dumb shit!#SMH as I rise above People Who have nothing to do but talk about me.#I’mWinningBitch…btw, that’s my ex- brother in law by marriage to her sister..I just don’t get how U as a man are even going there…Why am I even on ya mind as a dude..so sad!
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Its going down, I don’t call myself a Dee Jay for nothing..come out and hear me spin and enjoy yourself!!!
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If ur sole justification for loving someone is based on what they do for u…and not what they bring to your life as a person…when they stop doing for you, wilt thou still love them the same???#RealLoveVs.Fake!
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@djshorte1971: U know, in retrospect, Babe I dont think it was a good ideal us using WD-40 for anal last nite.#GladIWearCondoms #That’sYoProblemNow! Shared via TweetCaster
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Priceless!!!!
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Err…yes, I’d like to wear red warm Jammies have kids sit on my lap take pictures and promise them gifts. - ur Santa applying for a “seasonal job”.
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Ladies: my homie said U R on tha clock…So if we go see twilight….as soon as the screen says “SILENCE IS GOLDEN”, get to sucking…sucking til tha title of tha movie come on…#ctfu!
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Now to touch on another aspect…how many of us raise our men to be players n pimps..vs, a man who builds a lasting relationship with women….we as parents Must needs prepare our lil men for the reality of what a relationship can be IF they choose to be in it. We must teach our men to not be violent…possessive…insane..etc..we must also teach them that its ok to walk away when its just not meant to be…THAT SHOWS STRENGTH on their part…NOT making demands that will never be met. Now I must admit..i do not have a son…nor do I want one…but if I did have a lil dude..i would do all in my power to help him learn from some of my immature mistakes with past women…before he becomes a victim.
